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STOP.
This is Clara's side of the lawn.
*Note: This isn't the grass's fault.
The grass didn't make the rules, Clara did.
Grass is ignorant of such petty distinctions.
It doesn't give a shit about us.
She's already yelled at you once for trespassing.
It's best if you just retreat.
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